Fairy Teeth™, because if she can, then why can’t we?

my sick senior kitty just plopped next to me outta nowhere

Nothing like stressing us out than having the founding family of my work SHOW UP OUT OF NOWHERE

Imagine entering through the same way custumers enter for a whole month and only being told where is the staff entrance is otherwise security would be scolded

Gave my cat a piece of something I cut off to adjust the size… Never would have thought she was going to go bonkers for it

Just tried to draw my OC, somehow I have drawn England from Hetalia…

the ends of the spectrum depends on how much alchoclic content there is in the drink

if it’s 5 to -5% I’m sleepy if it’s 6% and Up 🔼 am giggly and slightly off centeer

Oh i’m drunk

Mom: I don’t know which doctor to go to for my back pain
Me: Maybe a PT?
Mom: No, that’s the doctor the other one refers you to
Me: Ah, so the bone man. You have to go to the bone man
Mom: Yes, the bone man. I have to see “Bones”. What’s the doctor title again?

sidetracked-stargazer:
“max1461:
“Grab the 7. The 7 is 5 + 2. Grab the 2 and put it with the 48, that’s 50 (click! satisfying click). Add the 5 that’s 55. What’s left? 20. Add the 20 that’s 75 babyyyy.
”
2(0) +4(0) make 6(0)
8 fills with 2 from 7 to...

Grab the 7. The 7 is 5 + 2. Grab the 2 and put it with the 48, that’s 50 (click! satisfying click). Add the 5 that’s 55. What’s left? 20. Add the 20 that’s 75 babyyyy.

sidetracked-stargazer

2(0) +4(0) make 6(0)

8 fills with 2 from 7 to 10 and the remainder is 5

that 10 ticks us to 70 and then put the 5 back

Ok Google, how do I tell the person registering my fingerprints in the system that I need to use my left because currently my chronic disease is attacking my right hand and I don’t have fingerprints in three fingers

who knew that having a wild imagination would culminate into me being averse to tomatoes for years and being a paronoid teenager

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