Fairy Teeth™, because if she can, then why can’t we?

shoutout to extremely thorough travel bloggers who will post like "i rode the train from (destination A) to (destination B) heres a photo step by step guide on every part of the trip, with price breakdowns for different times of day and different seasons. heres every option for where to buy tickets. heres a list of public restrooms along the journey. heres where i got my lunch and what it cost and what other options they had for different dietary needs. " you are my fucking life saver. i love you.

Bra sizes are so weird like I measured myself and one chart said I was a 40D and then I put those same measurments in another chart and it said 48B????

Text on a green background:  In large font: The picky eater test In medium sized, underlined font: 1 point for every food you will not eat There is a scoring box at the bottom and the name of the creator, @myarfidlife, in the bottom right corner. In the middle there are 4 columns of foods: -blue cheese -canned tuna -chicken -coffee -cooked fish -crab -capers -mayonnaise -mustard -Nutella -oysters -peanut butter -ranch -raw fish -shrimp -grapes -dark chocolate -garlic -lettuce -broccoli -zucchini -coconut -onions -white chocolate -tofu -avocado -oranges -grapefruit -raisins -strawberries -apples -beets -celery -soy sauce -tea -vinegar -carrots -tomatoes -cucumbers -eggs -cabbage -cauliflower -asparagus -beef -turkey -pork -liver -ketchup -sourdough bread -mushrooms -eggplant -watermelon -cottage cheese -pickles -peas -pineapple -bananas -milk -olives -yogurt -beans -escargot -Brussels sprouts -wheat breadALT

What’s your score on the picky eater test? (Number of foods on the list you will not eat)

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constantly being threatened in my own home by whatever this is

Sometimes I’ll sweeten my drink just enough that I’ll negate the flavors

I call myself a technical nepobaby, because, technically, my mom got me my new job

not the alchohol I'1m drinking having the same taste as the tonic I took during my childhood

If I had a coin for everytime I started a pension for someone who worked for the Justice Court, I’d have two coins, which isn’t a lot but it has happened too many times already

Oh, so vermillion Falls is and actual REAL place…

What do you mean “Remnants of The Serpent” WHAT SERPENT WTF you mean

a perfectly average horse is unexpectedly teleported into your kitchen, precisely in the state your kitchen is at this exact moment. it is, understandably, alarmed by this situation. how equipped do you feel you are to handle this situation?

horse?

not at all. shits fucked

not very. low chance it goes well

maybe equipped maybe not. it could go either way really

somewhat. high chance it goes well

entirely. i was born for this

im bald/vanilla extract/i refuse to participate in this poll/answers

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a tattoo? no i think you misunderstood. i got a t.A.T.u. watch this [presses an implant on my wrist and all the things she said starts playing with the sound quality of an early 2000s toy phone]

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